About Fake Tyree Sneed
Tyree Sneed is a mental midget
Tyree Sneed is a mentally ill schizophrenic man who is homeless. He suffers from many maladies, most of which is being a cyborg clone trying to imitate the REAL Tyree Sneed who is a trillionaire genius space god who is completely aligned and in tune with the galactic council federation.
TYREE SNEED ADMITTING THE TRUTH
Unbelievable truths revealed by Fake Tyree Sneed himself in this secretly obtained phone recording.
Fake Tyree Sneed is a peasant
Tyree Sneed lost all his money that was given to him through inheritance and threw away his opportunities. Now he dresses up like Batman because he doesn't want to be who he is anymore- Fake Tyree Sneed broke homeless ungrateful bum giving blowjobs at the truckers stop for 10 bucks. Dawg i predicted all of this in my mixtapes!
Meanwhile, REAL TYREE SNEED...
I'm the Messiah
I was sent here by my father to destroy all you illuminati troll fagets including the FAKE Tyree Sneed who has chosen to terrorize and threaten people online for years, & we have succeeded in our mission dawg, we already won.
I Make Billions
I have always made an unbelievable amount of money and plus i'm a genius with a super secret underground lab and billion dollar space station, where i conduct lucrative & top-secret experiments, often making new science
My interview with DJ VLAD
REAL Tyree Sneed was interviewed on DJ VLAD which was so popular that youtube couldn't count the views and had to remove it from their servers before the whole google crashed down dawg
FAKE Tyree Sneed has never been at a lower point
No Qualifications
No Qualifications
Tyree Sneed has never completed any extensive training in any area. He commits himself to nonsense goals & delusions, walking around in circles not literally in Brownsville, but also in his head. Why does the fake tyree sneed want to be me so bad? It's because I am a trillionaire and a billionaire, and he wants my lifestyle.
Social Mongoloid
No Qualifications
Fake Tyree Sneed bathes in public waters and sleeps in the public ways. He is a self-admitted "street dude", dressing in children's Batman costumes & pushing broken bicycles. He terrorizes the public in his stupid black mask and tattered "bulletproof" vest. Covered in dirt and starving for his next meal, will Fake Tyree Sneed live to see 40?
No Specialties
No Specialties
Tyree Sneed has never been at a lower point in life. He could not be more ungrateful for the gifts bestowed upon him by the public or by me, the creator of the Fake Tyree Sneed Cyborg Clone. He has taken his creation for granted and now chooses to malfunction in the streets rather than return to the lab for reprogramming. He doesn't even know he is a cyborg robot running on repeating code.
Why Batman?
He Doesn't Want to be himself
He Doesn't Want to be himself
As a Life Coach, I believe in guiding my clients towards discovering their own inner strength, resilience and wisdom. However, what I don't recommend is abandoning one's identity & "becoming batman"!
He Doesn't Want to be himself
He Doesn't Want to be himself
He Doesn't Want to be himself
Deep down, Tyree Sneed has had it with himself and his failures. He wants to leap out of his body and into the make-believe world of superheroes. But in reality he is a sad broken hobo with a rotten mouth and crags for teeth!
He is Dead Broke
He Doesn't Want to be himself
He Doesn't Know He's a Cyborg
He don't have any money dawg and is completely incompetent in the workforce. All he does is sit on his phone & not contribute while begging & feeling entitled to things he never deserves! And, he is GAY
He Doesn't Know He's a Cyborg
He Doesn't Want to be himself
He Doesn't Know He's a Cyborg
Don't take my word for it. Hear for yourself the delusions of a malfunctioning cyborg clone. In the end, you will agree... tyree sneed needs to get back to the lab for reprogramming!
Fake CATFISH "girlfriend" who is a man
His "girlfriend" is not real
5+ years into a fake romance with a man pretending to be a woman, and going along with it willingly. See dawg, this what i'm sayin , the boy is malfunctioning on a whole other level that we never anticipated. We have to put a stop to this madness!
A Bizarre Cope to Loneliness
Tyree Sneed knows Christina is not a real person, but "chooses to believe in her" because the alternative is a dark depressing reality where he is all alone, unkempt & unwanted- all because he acts like a retard and pretends to be REAL TYREE SNEED who has actual girlfriends and real millions